Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \ | yourself unsure as to what to say in | | those awkward situations? Worry no | | more... | | | | When are you going to grow up? | | | | I'm only doing this for your own good. | | | | Why are you crying? Stop crying, or | | I'll give you something to | | | | cry about. | | | | What's wrong with you? | | | | Someday you'll thank me for this. | | | | You'd lose your head if it weren't | | attached. | | | | Don't you have any sense at all? | | | | If you keep sucking your thumb, it'll | | fall off. | | | | Why? Because I said so. | | | | I hope you have a kid just like | \ yourself. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;