Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / For perfect happiness, remember two \ | things: | | | | (1) Be content with what you've got. | | | \ (2) Be sure you've got plenty. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;