Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Lie, n.: \ | | | A very poor substitute for the truth, | | but the only one | | | \ discovered to date. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;