Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are three possible parts to a \ | date, of which at least two must be | | offered: entertainment, food, and | | affection. It is customary to begin a | | series of dates with a great deal of | | entertainment, a moderate amount of | | food, and the merest suggestion of | | affection. As the amount of affection | | increases, the entertainment can be | | reduced proportionately. When the | | affection IS the entertainment, we no | | longer call it dating. Under no | | circumstances can the food be omitted. | | | | -- Miss Manners' Guide to | \ Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;