Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The introduction of a new kind of music \ | must be shunned as imperiling the whole | | state, for styles of music are never | | disturbed without affecting the most | | important political institutions. ... | | The new style, gradually gaining a | | lodgement, quitely insinuates itself | | into manners and customs, and from it | | ... goes on to attack laws and | | constitutions, displaying the utmost | | impudence, until it ends by overturning | | everything. | | | \ -- Plato, "Republic", 370 B.C. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;