Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man in love is incomplete until he is \ | married. Then he is finished. | | | \ -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;