Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One day it was announced that the \ | young monk Kyogen had reached an | | enlightened state. Much impressed by | | this news, several of his peers went to | | speak with him. | | | | "We have heard that you are | | enlightened. Is this true?" his fellow | | students inquired. | | | | "It is", Kyogen answered. | | | | "Tell us", said a friend, "how do you | | feel?" | | | | "As miserable as ever", replied the | \ enlightened Kyogen. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;