Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Vulcans never bluff. \ | | | -- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", | \ stardate 4202.1 / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;