Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A Roman divorced from his wife, being \ | highly blamed by his friends, who | | demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she | | not fair? Was she not fruitful?" | | holding out his shoe, asked them | | whether it was not new and well made. | | Yet, added he, none of you can tell | | where it pinches me. | | | \ -- Plutarch / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;