Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What's the big deal about rm, I have \ | been deleting stuff for years? And | | | | never lost anything.. oops! A: ... | | | | -- From the Frequently Unasked | \ Questions / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;