Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you do not wish a man to do a thing, \ | you had better get him to talk about | | it; for the more men talk, the more | | likely they are to do nothing else. | | | \ -- Carlyle / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;