Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The optimist thinks this is the best of \ | all possible worlds. The pessimist is | | afraid this might be true. | | | \ -- crazyphilman's sig on kuro5hin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;