Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Such efforts are almost always slow, \ | laborious, political, petty, boring, | | ponderous, thankless, and of the utmost | | criticality. | | | | -- Leonard Kleinrock, on standards | \ efforts / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;