Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A definition of teaching: casting fake \ | pearls before real swine. | | | \ -- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;