Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Making one brilliant decision and a \ | whole bunch of mediocre ones isn't as | | good as making a whole bunch of | | generally smart decisions throughout | | the whole process. | | | \ -- John Carmack / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;