Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Colvard's Logical Premises: \ | | | All probabilities are 50%. | | | | Either a thing will happen or it won't. | | | | Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary: | | | | This is especially true when dealing | | with someone you're attracted to. | | | | Grelb's Commentary: | | | | Likelihoods, however, are 90% against | \ you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;