Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Life in this society being, at best, an \ | utter bore and no aspect of society | | being at all relevant to women, there | | remains to civic-minded responsible | | thrill-seeking females only to | | overthrow the government, eliminate the | | money system, institute complete | | automation and destroy the male sex. | | | \ -- Valerie Solanas / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;