Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Utility is when you have one telephone, \ | luxury is when you have two, opulence | | is when you have three -- and paradise | | is when you have none. | | | \ -- Doug Larson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;