Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than \ | cry with the saints, The sinners are | | much more fun! | | | | -- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die | \ Young" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;