Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A halted retreat Is nerve-wracking and \ | dangerous. To retain people as men -- | \ and maidservants Brings good fortune. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;