Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The hearing ear is always found close \ | to the speaking tongue, a custom | | whereof the memory of man runneth not | \ howsomever to the contrary, nohow. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;