Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The bank sent our statement this \ | morning, The red ink was a sight of | | great awe! Their figures and mine might | | have balanced, But my wife was too | \ quick on the draw. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;