Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As far as the laws of mathematics refer \ | to reality, they are not certain, and | | as far as they are certain, they do not | | refer to reality. | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;