Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Brontosaurus Principle: \ | | | Organizations can grow faster than | | their brains can manage them | | | | in relation to their environment and to | | their own physiology: when | | | | this occurs, they are an endangered | | species. | | | \ -- Thomas K. Connellan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;