Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The majority of the stupid is \ | invincible and guaranteed for all time. | | The terror of their tyranny, however, | | is alleviated by their lack of | | consistency." | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;