Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Optimism, n.: \ | | | The belief that everything is | | beautiful, including what is ugly, | | good, | | | | bad, and everything right that is | | wrong. It is held with greatest | | | | tenacity by those accustomed to falling | | into adversity, and most | | | | acceptably expounded with the grin that | | apes a smile. Being a blind | | | | faith, it is inaccessible to the light | | of disproof -- an intellectual | | | | disorder, yielding to no treatment but | | death. It is hereditary, but | | | \ not contagious. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;