Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My ritual differs slightly. What I do, \ | first thing [in the morning], is I hop | | into the shower stall. Then I hop right | | back out, because when I hopped in I | | landed barefoot right on top of See | | Threepio, a little plastic robot | | character from "Star Wars" whom my son, | | Robert, likes to pull the legs off of | | while he showers. Then I hop right back | | into the stall because our dog, | | Earnest, who has been alone in the | | basement all night building up powerful | | dog emotions, has come bounding and | | quivering into the bathroom and wants | | to greet me with 60 or 70 thousand | | playful nips, any one of which -- bear | | in mind that I am naked and, without my | | contact lenses, essentially blind -- | | could result in the kind of injury | | where you have to learn a whole new | | part if you want to sing the "Messiah," | | if you get my drift. Then I hop right | | back out, because Robert, with that | | uncanny sixth sense some children have | | -- you cannot teach it; they either | | have it or they don't -- has chosen | | exactly that moment to flush one of the | | toilets. Perhaps several of them. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;