Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Here I am again right where I know I \ | shouldn't be I've been caught inside | | this trap too many times I must've | | walked these steps and said these words | | a | | | | thousand times before It seems like I | | know everybody's lines. | | | | -- David Bromberg, "How Late'll You | \ Play 'Til?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;