Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet \ | golden treasure inside is hid. | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;