Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This night methinks is but the daylight \ | sick. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant | \ of Venice" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;