Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / May a hundred thousand midgets invade \ | your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard | | versions of songs from The Wizard of | \ Oz. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;