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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  After watching an extremely attractive \
| maternity-ward patient earnestly        |
| thumbing her way through a telephone    |
| directory for several minutes, a        |
| hospital orderly finally asked if he    |
| could be of some help.                  |
|                                         |
| "No, thanks," smiled the young mother,  |
| "I'm just looking for a name for my     |
| baby."                                  |
|                                         |
| "But the hospital supplies a special    |
| booklet that lists hundreds of first    |
| names and their meanings," said the     |
| orderly.                                |
|                                         |
| "That won't help," said the woman, "my  |
\ baby already has a first name."         /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;