Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One measure of friendship consists not \ | in the number of things friends can | | discuss, but in the number of things | | they need no longer mention. | | | \ -- Clifton Fadiman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;