Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Long were the days of pain I have spent \ | within its walls, and long were the | | nights of aloneness; and who can depart | | from his pain and his aloneness without | | regret? | | | \ -- Kahlil Gibran, "The Prophet" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;