Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: You are \ | looking through bottom of empty glass. | | Action Required: Find someone who will | | buy you another beer. | | | | Symptom: Floor moving. Fault: You are | | being carried out. Action Required: | | Find out if you are taken to another | | bar. If not, | | | | complain loudly that you are being | | kidnapped. | | | \ -- Bar Troubleshooting / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;