Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "There is nothing new under the sun, \ | but there are lots of old things | | | | we don't know yet." | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;