Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Magpie, n.: \ | | | A bird whose theivish disposition | | suggested to someone that it | | | | might be taught to talk. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;