Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Let's say your wedding ring falls into \ | your toaster, and when you stick your | | hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain | | and Suffering as well as Mental | | Anguish. You would sue: | | | | * The toaster manufacturer, for failure | | to include, in the instructions | | | | section that says you should never | | never never ever stick you hand | | | | into the toaster, the statement "Not | | even if your wedding ring falls | | | | in there". | | | | * The store where you bought the | | toaster, for selling it to an obvious | | | | cretin like yourself. | | | | * Union Carbide Corporation, which is | | not directly responsible in this | | | | case, but which is feeling so guilty | | that it would probably send you | | | | a large cash settlement anyway. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;