Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Peanut Blossoms \ | | | 4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown | | sugar 4 tsp. vanilla 4 cups shortening | | 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp. soda 4 cups | | peanut butter 4 tsp. salt | | | | Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar | | and bake on ungreased cookie sheet at | | 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately | | top each cookie with a Hershey's kiss | | or star pressing down firmly to crack | \ cookie. Makes a heck of a lot. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;