Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Not every problem someone has with his \ | girlfriend is necessarily due to the | | capitalist mode of production. | | | \ -- Herbert Marcuse / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;