Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, here I am in AMERICA.. I LIKE it. \ | I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE | | it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I | | LIKE ... EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over | \ me!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;