Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / USENET would be a better laboratory if \ | there were more labor and less oratory. | | | \ -- Elizabeth Haley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;