Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they \ | strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas | | to all -- You take credit cards, | | right?" | | | \ -- "Outsiders" comic / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;