Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Whoever asked if the debian \ | organization was dead isn't reading | | debian-devel. 66 messages in one day, | | and it's not over. I find it difficult | | to keep up. | | | \ -- Bruce Perens / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;