Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Then what is magic for?" Prince Lir \ | demanded wildly. "What use is wizardry | | if it cannot save a unicorn?" He | | gripped the magician's shoulder hard, | | to keep from falling. | | | | Schmendrick did not turn his head. With | | a touch of sad mockery in his voice, he | | said, "That's what heroes are for." ... | | | | "Yes, of course," he [Prince Lir] said. | | "That is exactly what heroes are for. | | Wizards make no difference, so they say | | that nothing does, but heroes are meant | | to die for unicorns." | | | \ -- Peter Beagle, "The Last Unicorn" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;