Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | Different! Daring! Dynamic! Defying! | | Dumbfounding! SEE Uncle Tom lead the | | Negroes to FREEDOM! ... Now, all the | | SENSUAL and VIOLENT passions Roots | | couldn't show on TV! | | | | -- Uncle Tom's Cabin (1972) | | | | An appalling amalgam of carnage and | | carnality! | | | | -- Flesh and Blood Show (1973) | | | | WHEN THE CATS ARE HUNGRY... RUN FOR | | YOUR LIVES! Alone, only a harmless | | pet... | | | | One Thousand Strong, They Become a | | Man-Eating Machine! | | | | -- The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972) | | | | They're Over-Exposed But Not | | Under-Developed! | | | \ -- Cover Girl Models (1976) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;