Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Time is nature's way of making sure \ | that everything doesn't happen at once. | | | | Space is nature's way of making sure | \ that everything doesn't happen to you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;