Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I consider the day misspent that I am \ | not either charged with a crime, or | | arrested for one. | | | \ -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;