Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Mr. Salter's side of the conversation \ | was limited to expressions of assent. | | When Lord Copper was right he said | | "Definitely, Lord Copper"; when he was | | wrong, "Up to a point." | | | | "Let me see, what's the name of the | | place I mean? Capital of Japan? | | Yokohama isn't it?" | | | | "Up to a point, Lord Copper." | | | | "And Hong Kong definitely belongs to | | us, doesn't it?" | | | | "Definitely, Lord Copper." | | | \ -- Evelyn Waugh, "Scoop" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;