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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  My friends, I am here to tell you of   \
| the wonderous continent known as        |
| Africa. Well we left New York drunk and |
| early on the morning of February 31. We |
| were 15 days on the water, and 3 on the |
| boat when we finally arrived in Africa. |
| Upon our arrival we immediately set up  |
| a rigorous schedule: Up at 6:00,        |
| breakfast, and back in bed by 7:00.     |
| Pretty soon we were back in bed by      |
| 6:30. Now Africa is full of big game.   |
| The first day I shot two bucks. That    |
| was the biggest game we had. Africa is  |
| primerally inhabited by Elks, Moose and |
| Knights of Pithiests.                   |
|                                         |
| The elks live up in the mountains and   |
| come down once a year for their annual  |
| conventions. And you should see them    |
| gathered around the water hole, which   |
| they leave immediately when they        |
| discover it's full of water. They       |
| weren't looking for a water hole. They  |
| were looking for an alck hole.          |
|                                         |
| One morning I shot an elephant in my    |
| pajamas, how he got in my pajamas, I    |
| don't know. Then we tried to remove the |
| tusks. That's a tough word to say,      |
| tusks. As I said we tried to remove the |
| tusks, but they were imbedded so firmly |
| we couldn't get them out. But in        |
| Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is     |
| totally irrelephant to what I was       |
| saying.                                 |
|                                         |
| We took some pictures of the native     |
| girls, but they weren't developed. So   |
| we're going back in a few years...      |
|                                         |
\ -- Julius H. Marx [Groucho]             /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;