Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My friends, I am here to tell you of \ | the wonderous continent known as | | Africa. Well we left New York drunk and | | early on the morning of February 31. We | | were 15 days on the water, and 3 on the | | boat when we finally arrived in Africa. | | Upon our arrival we immediately set up | | a rigorous schedule: Up at 6:00, | | breakfast, and back in bed by 7:00. | | Pretty soon we were back in bed by | | 6:30. Now Africa is full of big game. | | The first day I shot two bucks. That | | was the biggest game we had. Africa is | | primerally inhabited by Elks, Moose and | | Knights of Pithiests. | | | | The elks live up in the mountains and | | come down once a year for their annual | | conventions. And you should see them | | gathered around the water hole, which | | they leave immediately when they | | discover it's full of water. They | | weren't looking for a water hole. They | | were looking for an alck hole. | | | | One morning I shot an elephant in my | | pajamas, how he got in my pajamas, I | | don't know. Then we tried to remove the | | tusks. That's a tough word to say, | | tusks. As I said we tried to remove the | | tusks, but they were imbedded so firmly | | we couldn't get them out. But in | | Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is | | totally irrelephant to what I was | | saying. | | | | We took some pictures of the native | | girls, but they weren't developed. So | | we're going back in a few years... | | | \ -- Julius H. Marx [Groucho] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;